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Patient: Doctor! Doctor! Everyone keeps on copying me + نوشته شده توسط Auther
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Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence. . Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore marriage is an institution for the blind. . Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters. + نوشته شده توسط Auther
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بهترین دوست، خداست، او آن قدر خوب است که اگر یک گل به او تقدیم کنید دسته گلی تقدیم تان می کند و خوب تر از آن است که اگر دسته گلی به آب دادیم، دسته گل هایش را پس بگیرد.
خداوند، گوش ها و چشم ها را در سر قرار داده است تا تنها سخنان و صحنه های بالا و والا را جست و جو کنیم. خود را ارزان نفروشیم، در فروشگاه بزرگ هستی روی قلب انسان نوشته اند: قیمت=خدا! + نوشته شده توسط Auther
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Listen to each drop of rain R.GH + نوشته شده توسط Auther
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تفاوت مردان و زنان در چند مورد... آينه + نوشته شده توسط Auther
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ویلان با شنیدن این جمله همان طور که زل زده بود به من ادامه داد:
تا حالا سیگار برگ اصل کشیدی؟! گفتم: نه ! گفت: تا حالا تاکسی دربست گرفتی؟! گفتم: نه ! گفت: تا حالا به یک کنسرت عالی رفتی ؟! گفتم: نه ! گفت: تا حالا غذای فرانسوی خوردی؟! گفتم:نه ! گفت: تا حالا یه هفته مسکو موندی خوش بگذرونی؟! گفت: خاک بر سرت، تا حالا زندگی کردی؟!! با درماندگی گفتم: آره....نه...نمی دونم !!!
ویلان همین طور نگاهم می کرد، نگاهی تحقیر آمیز و سنگین...
حالا که خوب نگاهش می کردم مردی جذاب بود و سالم...به خودم که آمدم ویلان جلویم ایستاده بود و تاکسی رسیده بود. ویلان سیگار برگی تعارفم کرد و بعد جمله ای را گفت که مسیر زندگی ام را به کلی عوض کرد . ویلان پرسید: می دونی تا کی زنده ای؟! جواب دادم: نه ! ویلان گفت: پس سعی کن دست کم نصف ماه رو زندگی کنی!!!+ نوشته شده توسط Auther
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هنوز هم بعد از این همه سال چهره ویلان را از یاد نمی برم. در واقع در طول سی سال گذشته همیشه روز اول ماه که حقوق بازنشستگی را دریافت می کنم به یاد ویلان می افتم... ویلان پتی اف کارمند دبیرخانه اداره بود، از مال دنیا جز حقوق اندک کارمندی هیچ عایدی نداشت ویلان اول ماه که حقوق می گرفت و جیبش پر می شد، شروع می کرد به حرف زدن ... روز اول ماه و هنگامیکه که از بانک به اداره برمی گشت به راحتی می شد برآمدگی جیب سمت چپ اش را تشخیص داد که تمام حقوق اش را در آن چپانده بود. ویلان از روزی که حقوق می گرفت تا روز پانزدهم ماه که پول اش ته می کشید نیمی از ماه سیگار برگ میکشید، نیمی از ماه مست بود و سرخوش. من یازده سال با ویلان همکار بودم. بعد ها شنیدم او سی سال آزگار به همین نحو گذران روزگار کرده است ... روز آخر که من ازاداره منتقل می شدم، ویلان روی سکوی جلوی دبیرخانه نشسته بود و سیگار برگ می کشید. به سراغ اش رفتم تا از او خداحافظی کنم. کنارش نشستم و بعد از کلی حرف مفت زدن عاقبت پرسیدم که چرا سعی نمی کندزندگی اش را سر و سامان بدهد تا از این وضع نجات پیدا کند؟! هیچ وقت یادم نمی رود، همین که سوال را پرسیدم به سمت من برگشت و با چهره ای متعجب آن هم تعجبی طبیعی و اصیل پرسید: کدام وضع؟!! بهت زده شدم. همین طور که به او زل زده بودم، بدون این که حرکتی کنم ادامه دادم : همین زندگی نصف اشرافی نصف گدایی!!! ادامه دارد... + نوشته شده توسط Auther
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Yesterday I was having some work done on my car at the Ford dealer. While I was talking to Bert the Mechanic a woman came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.... We all looked at each other, and the Bert asked, 'What is a seven-hundred-ten?'710 She replied, 'You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine. I lost it and need a new one. It had always been there.' Bert gave the woman a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had the hood up and asked, 'Is there a 710 on this car ?' She pointed and said, 'Of course, its right there.' + نوشته شده توسط Auther
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Time will not let us do many thing. So we should do as much as we can, so I'm talking with you...Is it possible to see that kind mother
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When searching for a good luck and loss it, is wasting your precious time, so just fight for every little chance + نوشته شده توسط Auther
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Story of Wealth, Success and Love A woman came out of her house and saw 3 old men with long white beards sitting in her front yard. She did not recognize them. She said "I don't think I know you, but you must be hungry. Please come in and have something to eat." In the evening when her husband came home, she told him what had happened. "Go tell them I am home and invite them in!" The woman went out and invited the men in" One of the old men explained: "His name is Wealth," he said pointing to one of his friends, and said pointing to another one, "He is Success, and I am Love." Then he added, "Now go in and discuss with your husband which one of us you want in your home." The woman went in and told her husband what was said. Her husband was overjoyed. "How nice!!", he said. "Since that is the case, let us invite Wealth. Let him come and fill our home with wealth!" His wife disagreed. "My dear, why don't we invite Success?" Their daughter-in- law was listening from the other corner of the house. She jumped in with her own suggestion: "Would it not be better to invite Love? Our home will then be filled with love!" "Let us heed our daughter-in- law's advice," said the husband to his wife. "Go out and invite Love to be our guest." The woman went out and asked the 3 old men, "Which one of you is Love? Please come in and be our guest." Love got up and started walking toward the house. The other 2 also got up and followed him. Surprised, the lady asked Wealth and Success: "I only invited Love, Why are you coming in?" The old men replied together: "If you had invited Wealth or Success, the other two of us would've stayed out, but since you invited Love, wherever He goes, we go with him. Wherever there is Love / compassion, there is also Wealth and Success!!!!! !" www.mahamrah.blogfa.com + نوشته شده توسط Auther
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شانه هایم زیر بار غم شکست + نوشته شده توسط Auther
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A man advertised for a wife in the papers. He got eighteen hundred replies from men who said he could have theirs + نوشته شده توسط Auther
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ای بهار ای بهار افسونگر من سراپاخیال او شده ام در جنون تو رفته ام از خویش شعر و فریاد و آرزو شده ام + نوشته شده توسط Auther
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I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner. I took out my wallet, got out ten dollars and asked, “If I give you this money, will you buy wine with it instead of dinner?” “No, I had to stop drinking years ago,” the homeless woman told me. “Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?” I asked. “No, I don’t waste time shopping,” the homeless woman said. “I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive.” “Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?” I asked. “Are you NUTS!!” replied the homeless woman. “I haven’t had my hair done in 20 years!” “Well,” I said, “I’m not going to give you the money. Instead, I’m going to take you out for dinner with my husband and me tonight.” The homeless woman was shocked. “Won’t your husband be furious with you for doing that? I know I’m dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting.” I said, “That’s okay. It’s important for him to see what a woman looks like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments, and wine.” Mahamrah.blogfa.com
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Imagine what you WANT, Think about what you imagine, And try what you think about, And know that you are able to do what you WANT…
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Many people lose the small joys, in hope for the big happiness! -((Pearl S. Buck))- + نوشته شده توسط Auther
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